I've graduated from the UK lottery to the Euromillions E-Lottery where I have, apparently, won £1m Euros. No less a person that Sir Billy Moore is eagerly awaiting my claim. Pull the other leg, sunshine, it's got bells on it.
Delete the email if you receive it, it's rubbish of course. This one came from the University of Education in Winneba in Ghana. Is there any university in the world whose students are kept occupied? They all seem to spend far too much time on their computers sending me rubbish emails. But then again, where would this blog be without them.
Reference Number: LRP/19-DE/9317
We are pleased to inform you of the release,of the results of the
EUROMILLION E-LOTTERY held on the 17/10/2008,
You were entered as dependent clients with: Reference Number:
LRP/19-DE/9317 and Batch number: LRP/06/41.Your email
address attached to the Ticket number: 23-26-32-41-45-03-07
drew the lucky winning number, which consequently won the sweepstake in the
first category, You have been approved for a payment of 1,000,000 Euro (ONE MILLION
Please contact the fiduciary agent whose details are stated below to begin
the processing of your claim. Once again congratulation from the entire staffs
of Euro Million E-lottery.
Sir. Billy Moore
Foreign Services Manager,
MS GLORIA EDWARDS
EURO MILLION E-LOTTERY