European Bank PLC

Usually I make a (sarcastic) comment about the comment of the spam emails I post here.  I can't make a comment about this one because I don't understand a word of it.  It sounds almost as if someone has got together a few random sentences and phrases and put them together.  Maybe they have.

The one thing I do know is that I'm not going to be sent $5.8m and neither are you.  Just delete the email and don't reply.

Ref: UK9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
Date: 05/Jan/2009
Tel: + 44-704-579-3686

Greetings,

We apologize if this email causes you any embarrassment or shock. We have intended this to be an informal approach so that you will know that we have not contacted you in error or through Spam.

We hereby confirmed receipt of part payment of US$5.8 Million dollars (FIVE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY), into our official ESCROW account with the European Bank Plc.  By order of the Central Newly Introduced 2008 Settlement Of Debt Scheme (SDS) in charge of Foreign Debt Recovery Committee on Overdue Contract / Next of Kin payments in United Nation, as indicated in our database.

This programmed was introduced to all bank's in United Nation such as the Wachovia Bank, for payment and settlement of Foreign Debt, as the United Nation, has suffered a lot of loss because of debts owed internationally, the 2008 budget has the payment order

and you are approved and scheduled for payment immediately, forthwith and unconditionally, your funds will be delivered to you through diplomatic courier services like a consignment. To your doorstep.

Meanwhile I want you to forward the below information immediately, so that the diplomatic will arrive in your country for final delivery of your fund consignment box.

Beneficiary Full Name:____________________________________

Address:_______________________________________________

Tel:.-:__________________________________________________
 
Fax:___________________________________________________

Age:___________________________________________________
 
Sex:___________________________________________________

Occupation:_____________________________________________
A copy of your working ID:_____________________________________________________
 
We sincerely apologize for the delays and advice you to STOP any further communication with your associate in any of the African or United Nation countries for they contributed 100% hindrances to the release of your funds. Our final fund release order will be forwarded to our operational paying bank, The European Bank Plc, for immediate delivering of your Fund into your designated address upon receipt and official re-confirmation of your information in our database.

Your full co-operation is fully required, as this might be the only available payment order for the year.

Note: Fund will be retrieved to treasury after ten (10) business days of this notice.
 
Thanks,
 
Yours in service,
 
Rev. Chris Wealth.
Manager, Foreign operations Dept.

Best Regards
 
Rev Chris Wealth

MANAGER EUROPEAN BANK PLC, LIVERPOOL U.K