YOU HAVE WIN AND ATM CARD

This piece of garbled rubbish was forwarded to me by a friend.  It claims to come from Nigeria, but it was sent by yuehyun@mail.stes.chc.edu.tw - from a school in Taiwan.  Sadly for me, their website is written entirely in Chinese and doesn't include an English translation. 

You haven't been awarded anything.  Just delete the email and don't reply.

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
> FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
> COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
> (RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
> IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
> Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB
> Your Ref.
>
> THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR INHERITANCE
> FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED
>
> YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO
> YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.
>
> SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE
> OFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE
>
> THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL
> ACT LIKE THESE HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE
>
> YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.
> RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR
>
> SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM
> MR.
> PRESIDENT, UMARU YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FBI.
>
> THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW
> YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE
>
> WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO
> RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY
>
> CONTACTING THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT CENTER;
>
> NAME: MR CHARLES BROWN
> EMAIL ADDRESS: atm_verification09@yahoo.com.hk,
> PHONE NUMBER; +2348072302945.
>
> AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:
> 1. YOUR FULL NAME
> 2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
> 3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
> 4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
>
> THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT USD 6.8 MILLION
> AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2009. ALSO
>
> FOR YOUR INFORMATION,YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY
> OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN
>
> RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT.
>
> FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT
> MESSAGE OR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON
>
> ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THEABOVE-MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF
> IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OURCODE OF CONDUCT,
>
> WHICH IS (ATM-822)SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE
> CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.
>
> KINDEST REGARDS,
>
> MR DAVID MARK.
> SENATE PRESIDENT